Arcade
22 games reviewed, ranked by score.

Balatro
150 jokers and zero off-ramps

Dicevaders
Turn dice into board-breaking alien armies.

Denshattack!
Trick-heavy train stunts with a soundtrack you'll keep

Omelet You Cook
Pan-tetris omelets with sound design that sings

Vampire Survivors
Five Euros for the Genre's Founding Snowball

The Loopler
Build the perfect score engine, then let it run.

Antivirus Survivors 2003 Professional
A flawless Y2K theme, running on a single map.

BALL x PIT
Breakout Fused With Vampire Survivors, And It Sticks

Bills Must Be Paid
Smashing piggies for coins that pays off, then clocks out

Woodo
A gorgeous diorama puzzler with a story to tell, not a puzzle to solve.

How Many Dudes?
Absurd dude-drafting that snowballs long after the decisions dry up

Stackflow
Bee-and-casino block builds shine before the deck runs shallow

Moldwasher
A calm, satisfying scrub that clocks out too early

Yet Another Zombie Survivors
Squad synergies lift the survivors loop before the builds converge

Funguys Swarm
A charming swarm that crashes before it burns out

Chorus
Drifting Saves This Space Shooter From Its Own Plot

EVERSPACE
Gorgeous space roguelike that mistakes grind for difficulty

STAR WARS Zero Company™
Ability-combo tactics and sharp squad writing, sunk by stutter and flat progression

R.I.P. - Reincarnation Insurance Program
Its loot-and-shoot loop clicks. The controls do not.

Backyard Baseball
Home runs feel great, fielding fights you every play

Wanderburg
Its mobile fortress is a joy to build, a pain to run.

Legacy of Kain: Ascendance
A Nosgoth prequel that slides where it should strike